Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)